Friday, May 10, 2013

Unique Mother's Day Gifts



Wake n Bacon
When Mom said breakfast in bed would be nice...I don't think this is what she had in mind.  In all fairness, I do complain about never getting hot food.


The Wine Rack - Flask Bra
Soccer Games just got sooo much more interesting! Plus this is a less expensive, less invasive way to give her the boob job she has been wanting.




It doesn't actually make the dishes disappear with just with a wave. Oh but wouldn't that be grand!  It's cute none-the-less. Maybe it could convince the little princess in the house to help mommy though?


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Cooking for the Clueless Cookbook

I have heard of giving cooking lessons as a Mother's Day gift. 
However, I don't think pointing out her lack of culinary prowess is the best way to go. 


Giving Mom a gift like this implies something you really don't want to unless you want to be grounded for a Very, Very long time.



 Thanks to your new Mop Slippers it's easy to clean the floor and be lazy! I know there are some men out there thinking...this is a bad idea??  Yes, if you want to get laid within the next month DO NOT get these as a Mother's Day Gift for your wife.



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